October 10, 2012

Filthy Giveaway - 'Wrong Turn 5' Blu and Thumb Drive' - Closed

October 23rd will see the Blu-ray and DVD release, from 20th Century Fox, of Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines, and to coincide with this I have 2 copies of the Blu-ray and 2 rare Wrong Turn 5 Thumb Drives (check the pic below). Read on for how you can win one of these, and to try the Cannibal Workout!

The Cannibal Workout

Debuting on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital Copy October 23rd

Now that horror fans have the backstory on the hillbilly cannibals’ “Bloody Beginnings”, the franchise rejoins the infamous disfigured brothers as they return when WRONG TURN 5: BLOODLINES debuts on unrated Blu-ray, DVD and, for the first time ever, Digital Copy on October 23. This all-new terrifying film boasts the talent of horror movie veteran Doug Bradley (Hellraiser), along with Game of Thrones’ Roxanne McKee.

Those cannibal hillbillies sure do get a good work out in the Wrong Turn franchise! To be fair, they have to burn off all those calories from consuming human flesh some way. Here, we’ll highlight some of our favorite ways that your favorite cannibals shed those pounds, including running, team sports, and shooting archery!


Chasing your victims is a great way to keep your weight in check! Putting in the extra effort to find a feisty jogger in the woods to track down will burn extra calories, and make your meal later in the day all the more fulfilling! One Eye, Saw Tooth and Three Finger have been known to employ this popular weight loss technique.

Team Sports

Working out in groups makes shedding those extra pounds so much more fun! Our favorite cannibals always make killing an inventive, group event, whether they’re on a soccer field, “hiking” in the woods or playing catch with their latest victim’s intestines.


Archery isn’t just for Katniss! There is no better way to take down your prey at a distance than using a crossbow, or a good old fashioned recurve or longbow! Not only will practicing archery improve your aim, but it will also help strengthen the muscles in your back and arms, which will certainly help you tackle particularly spirited prey!

Heavy Lifting

Carrying your victims back to your lair is hard work! This portion of the cannibal workout won’t just improve your ability to lift greater mass, it will also improve your stamina so that you can keep on hunting without feeling so fatigued from dragging around all that extra weight.

Yard Work

You may not think that doing everyday chores can help make you fit, but they definitely can! For instance, the cannibals keep up their frighteningly good physiques by doing things like mowing the lawn. This not only helps burn stubborn fat, but it also helps keep your town tidy!

Ok, so now you're all limbered up, all you need to do to be in with a chance of winning is send an email, with 'Cannibal Workout' in the title, to judefelton@hotmail.com. Please include your name and mailing address (I'm good but not psychic!), no PO Boxes either, and you'll be entered into the draw. This giveaway will run until October 23rd 2012.


Two winners will each win 1 copy of the Wrong Turn 5 Blu-ray and 1 Thumb Drive.

This giveaway is open to U.S. residents only and my decision is final, like Joey Tempest singing the Final Countdown!

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