"What's the matter, kid? Don't you like clowns?" Well, I do, and so should you! On April 2nd Dark Sky Films are unleashing Stitches onto Blu-ray and DVD over here in the States. Ross Noble plays Stitches, a washed up kids party clown, who ends up dying in a freak accident and then coming back from the dead to reek sweet vengeance. It's an absolute blast, of that you can be sure, and thanks to Dark Sky Films I have one copy of the DVD to give away to one lucky reader.
Years after a cruel kids’ prank during a birthday party for 8-year-old Tommy (Tommy Knight, Doctor Who, The Sarah Jane Adventures) left hired clown Richard “Stitches” Grindle (Ross Noble) dead on the kitchen floor, the childhood friends gather to plan a birthday bash to end all bashes. But they haven’t counted on the degenerate jester rising from the grave to seek vengeance on the children who mocked him and caused his grisly, untimely end.
Now Tommy and his teenage friends are on the run from an undead jokester who’s ready to use every trick in the book (and many that aren’t) to exact his revenge. Dead Meat writer-director Conor McMahon delivers a delirious slasher epic, a hilariously twisted and blood-soaked tale of one very bad clown with a talent for making balloon animals – but with one very hideous difference.
So, to be in with a chance of winning this little beauty, just shoot me an email to email@example.com, with "Stitches" in the title. Include your name and mailing address and I will draw one winner on April 3rd. Good luck folks!